How did I miss the fact im电竞官网-that the annual "Values Voters" hoedown is going on right now in our nation's capital? This annual snake-handling, Bible-banging flea circus is one of our most glorious acts of organized unintentional political comedy, which is probably why Tailgunner Ted Cruz was the headliner, and, boy howdy,
im电竞官网-Speaking without notes and walking around the stage, Cruz warned that the Obama administration wants to "violate every single one of our Bill of Rights" and attacked establishment Republicans for refusing to take up the fight.
OK, Cruz was working without notes, so I assume the most obvious howler there was accidental. (Not even the Kenyan Usurper can violate "every single one of our Bill of Rights." We only have one.) But I would also like to caution him that, as far as I know, the Kenyan Usurper has yet to quarter any troops in private homes, so the unjustly overlooked Third Amendment is still intact.